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{"type":"standard","title":"Petalesharo","displaytitle":"Petalesharo","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q734656","titles":{"canonical":"Petalesharo","normalized":"Petalesharo","display":"Petalesharo"},"pageid":13876323,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/Petalesharro_-_Generous_Chief_-_by_Charles_Bird_King%2C_c1822.jpg/330px-Petalesharro_-_Generous_Chief_-_by_Charles_Bird_King%2C_c1822.jpg","width":320,"height":413},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/47/Petalesharro_-_Generous_Chief_-_by_Charles_Bird_King%2C_c1822.jpg","width":2323,"height":3000},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1244629418","tid":"35b92034-6da9-11ef-ae07-376cbc1007c7","timestamp":"2024-09-08T06:11:39Z","description":"19th century Pawnee leader","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petalesharo","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petalesharo?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petalesharo?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Petalesharo"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petalesharo","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Petalesharo","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petalesharo?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Petalesharo"}},"extract":"Petalesharo was a Skidi Pawnee chief or brave who rescued an \"Ietan\" girl, that is Comanche girl, from a ritual human sacrifice around 1817 and earned publicity for his act in national newspapers. In 1821, he was one of numerous Great Plains tribal chiefs to go to Washington, D.C. as part of the O'Fallon Delegation where they met President James Monroe.","extract_html":"
Petalesharo was a Skidi Pawnee chief or brave who rescued an \"Ietan\" girl, that is Comanche girl, from a ritual human sacrifice around 1817 and earned publicity for his act in national newspapers. In 1821, he was one of numerous Great Plains tribal chiefs to go to Washington, D.C. as part of the O'Fallon Delegation where they met President James Monroe.
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